Terry PratchettYou can't give her that! ' she screamed. 'It's not safe! ' I T' S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.'She's a child! ' shouted Crumley.IT'S EDUCATIONAL.'What if she cuts herself?' T H A T WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
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"You can't give her that! She's a child!' shouted Crumley. 'It's educational!' said the Hogfather. The Hogfather and Crumley were arguing over the danger of giving a child a sword.
Source: Hogfather
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